sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!
Sears executives be like “How can we say Thank you come again, but also sound like an incredibly aggressive ex-boyfriend?”
*starts being productive 5 minutes before leaving the house*
Zach: I don’t think I should do the thing
Frankie/Derrick/Cody: No, it’s fine, do the thing!!!!!!!!!
Zach: *does the thing*
Frankie/Derrick/Cody: *bitches about Zach doing the thing*
When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.
Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you
For when you find that specal someone
an eggagment ring
DELETE YOUR BLOG
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”
We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)
sometimes you don’t need to find someone else