Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next
i didn’t mean to be ugly, it just sorta happened
I met my gorgeous girlfriend because of tumblr. FOUND OUT WE LIVE 5MINS FROM EACH OTHER(Next town over) We are both puertorican, almost the same height, our birthdays are 1 day apart, FOUND OUT OUR PARENTS KNEW EACH OTHER 20 YEARS AGO, and they worked together. We clicked so well when we first met! And today is our first month together
HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN
I MEAN CONGRATS TO YOU BOTH
THAT IS EPIC
This is us!
this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering.
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
He does something to me, that boy. Every time. It’s his only detriment. He steps on my heart. He makes me cry.
Markus Zusak, The Book Thief (via icy-brunette)